That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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