What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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