What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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knock knock? come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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