- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What is older than history?

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

joke under this line wins _________________________

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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