What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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