Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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