Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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