whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Well this is pointless.....

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Emily Walker.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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men's rights activists

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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What comes after 69? 70

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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