- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A Chinese man fails a math test

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Death by kayak

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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