- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

68

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??