- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do black people eat? Food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

The holocaust

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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