Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

I like that, but why am I happy?

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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