- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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