- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

360 NO SCOPE

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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