What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Religion.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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