- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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