Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What is my name? I dont know

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whats black and large -me

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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