10inch nice

You're a frog

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Women's rights

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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