Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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