Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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