why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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hey guys im gay

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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