Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

I <3 Hitler

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

PENIS lol

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

-knock knock! -doors open

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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