Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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