NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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