whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

homosexual rights to marriage

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What is black and has no education A tire.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

will you like this joke my sources say no

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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