- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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