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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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