- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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