What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Matthew Wyckoff

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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