What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Sex

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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