Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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batman has diarrhea

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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