- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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