Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Knock knock.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A women left the kitchen.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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