KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

A Jew walks into Macy's

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

H o m o comes out as homo

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Anti Joke

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