Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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