Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Boxing on Boxing Day

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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