- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

It says so on your cap.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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