- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

What long black and tasty? Licorice

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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