What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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