I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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