- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Gus's mom

knock knock who's there ?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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