Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Dead girls can't say no.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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I'm gay.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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