- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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