this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

outside your comfort zone

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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