what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Obama

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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