What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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