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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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