Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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