- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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