An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What comes after 69? 70

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What's big and long? My dick.

dyslexics of the world untie!

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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