- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

were at work systems r down

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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