- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

I like touching my boobs

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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