Sarah Palin.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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