What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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