- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

cory

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Who invented apple? God

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Jordan is pregant

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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