What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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where's mom I killed her

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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