What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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