- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Michael Brown

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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