women's rights

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Knock, Knock No one was home.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What is better than life? Nothing.

I love you

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

The Qur'an

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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