- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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