- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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