- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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