- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

my wife out of the kitchen

SHUT UP JP

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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