Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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whats my name? Matt

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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