- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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