What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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