A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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