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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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