- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Poop.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Yo mama so fat.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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