Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

I just drank a cola.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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