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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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