A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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