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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

im saul and i love cock

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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