What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Kyle grund parker coffey

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

the redsox

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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