- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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