Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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