- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

your mom was so fat that she died.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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