What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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