What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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