- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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