1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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