What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Female Orgasms

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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