Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What is life? Paul.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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