What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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well use a tissue!

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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