- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Women's Rights

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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