teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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