What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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