- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A American seeking into mexico

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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