What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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