- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Tim likes girls

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What is funnier than 24 69

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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