- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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