hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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