Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What did the fish say after he

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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