^ That's not even funny ^

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Male leadership.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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