Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Your mom

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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