Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Chris is hairy

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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