- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

12 niqqa 12.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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