why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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