Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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