A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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