- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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