Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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