- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Connor is homosexuaI

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Donald Trump

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??