- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

I agree to the terms and conditions

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Women's rights.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Wolfjob.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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