- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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