Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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