- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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