A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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