Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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