- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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