- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

i hate non minorities!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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