- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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