Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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