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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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