- Anti Joke

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Who is big and stupid My brother

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.