- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

poopoo

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

ur gey

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Ham sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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