Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Caramel Boing.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Black people having a Job.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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