- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Whats worse than a joke? This

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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