whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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