- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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